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These are pants with hydraulic walking assistance for new zombies still unaccustomed to returning to ambulatory status. Once the new zombie has his "sea legs" he can switch to the more traditional graveyard dirt-stained pants preferred by his comrades. Pants include silverware and napkins for civilized
dining on brains. (Salad fork is, of course, not necessary therefore not included.)
Pizants
http://io9.com/5728...r-mind-++-in-motion
[rcarty, Jan 10 2011]
An Alernative for FT
TENS_20Unit_20Suit
[Grogster, Jan 13 2011]
[link]
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Can I use this for the early-morning routine ? (ie: The Time Before The Coffee Kicks In) |
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[FlyingToaster] If you keep the coffee at your bedside, you
need never experience The Time Before The Coffee Kicks In.
Not as interesting a solution as Zombie Pants, I'll admit.
Would there be a line of Hydraulic Zombie Trousers for
British zombies? |
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I don't see why not, [mouse]. GROGco can supply whatever pants, trousers, or mumu the fashion-conscious zombie prefers. Just slip them over the exoskeleton frame and you won't be late for dinner... |
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[FT], if what you're looking for is alternatives for the same old morning drudgery, might I suggest the TENS Unit Suit. It is completely programmable. |
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