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These packages of toilet paper contain as many sheets as days in a year. They can be purchased by the year, or in a decade bonus pack, each containing two free leap year sheets.
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Forgot your phone and started contemplating your mortality on the crapper, huh? |
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If you use more than one leaf a day, does it shorten your life expectancy? |
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^Yogurt commercials tell us otherwise. |
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Watching my life go down the crapper, literally, each
day. + Interesting. |
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who uses one sheet a day? they better be as large as
paper towels, plus two week's worth of bonus paper
for when you're sick or ate at taco bell. |
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"Like sands in the hourglass..." |
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