Dashboard Grass (retractable)

Everyone wants to be totally fab, but few can manage it. One of the easy routes to fabdomland is achieved by installing Dashboard grass (retractable) in your car.
This is what it's all about:
We live in a nasty world with not much relief at the moment, but with Dashboard Grass (retractable) installed, all you have to do is turn a knurled control wheel, and out from the rows of holes running along the top of your car's dashboard, numerous blades of grass will emerge.
Total fabdom is the instant outcome.

It's not real grass of course, as that would be high maintenance, but the plastic version is very convincing, and you can choose many variations re colour, blade width, density and texture. The grass is simply stored on a roller inserted under the dashboard, with the tips of the blades poking through the rows of holes that have been drilled as part of the installation process. The control knob that turns the roller is placed at one end.

It's not advisable to deploy your Dashboard Grass (retractable) when driving, except to have a little bit of stubble protruding, but when you park, you can turn the knob completely and make the grass rise all the way to the interior side of the car roof. This has the effect of totally shading the front inside of the vehicle, which is really great on a hot sunny day.

Inevitable deluxe version features the inclusion of other random growing elements such as daisies and buttercups, and a motorised roller with a finger tip activated stalk control.