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A pin you wear on your shirt, with a recording of Darth Vader saying "I find your lack of faith disturbing." If your boss is questioning your work habits or productivity, simply press the button and the voice of Vader emerges, warning your boss that he might be better off letting go of his conscious
self
and acting on instinct (although that instinct may be to fire you on the spot, so use at your own risk).
Could have multiple bottons on it for selecting multiple Vader phrases. For instance, if an underling does a particularly good job on an assignment, press another button to hear Vader say 'Impressive.... most impressive!"
Chad Vader
http://www.youtube....watch?v=--fqF9-pOUM
Vader works in a supermarket [imaginality, Dec 27 2006]
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"You have failed me for the last time" (sorry) |
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Reporter: so, what do you think of your president?
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Darth Vader Pin: ... is as clumsy as he is stupid. |
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even Autoboner gets 1 vote. |
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"Now your failure is complete." |
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How about a Tyler Durden pin that says, "Well, I gotta tell you: I'd be very, very careful who you talk to about that, because the person who wrote that...is dangerous. And this button-down, Oxford-cloth psycho might just snap, and then stalk from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 carbine gas-powered semi-automatic weapon, pumping round after round into colleagues and co-workers. This might be someone you've known for years. Someone very, very close to you." |
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or a dave chappelle as rick james pen that says "What did the 5 fingers say to the face?" , then a spring loaded hand launches up and slaps him well saying "SLAP!....IM RICK JAMES, BITCH!".... |
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