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How about a pair of dancing shoes programmed with all the latest moves and able to emulate every style and dance from classical to modern?
You can choose how the shoes guide you. Either a row of lights along their edge light up to point you in the right direction, or the soles and insides of the
shoes are lined with gentle pressure pads that nudge your feet along. The shoes come with adjustable tempo for each dance, as well as the ability to synchronise with any dance music it hears.
Additional dance forms and moves can be added using memory chips. Chips can be purchased at stores, and come programmed with specific themes or types of dances.
Next up: the Puppet Suit for the truly dance-challenged. Just relax and it dances your body for you.
robot wolverine dance skeleton
http://www.halfbake..._20dance_20skeleton [phoenix, Apr 29 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Automatic Breakdancing Machine
http://www.halfbake...akdancing_20Machine [phoenix, Apr 29 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
The Strut-Master 3000
http://www.halfbake...Strut-Master_203000 [phoenix, Apr 29 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
Last Tap Dance in Springfield
http://www.snpp.com/episodes/BABF15 Simpsons episode featuring some automated dancing shoes [mrthingy, Apr 30 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
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Were't only *close* to the right catagory... |
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I just can't, I just can't, I just can't control my feet. |
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Halfbaked by Professor Frink in the Simpsons, wasn't it? |
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Nice idea, like Bliss I am dancing challenged,but I can't help thinking my problems only start with my feet, the shoes may be funking out in some style but dragging my twitching carcasse about in a less graceful fashion. |
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I am an excellent dancer, it's just that my body isn't. |
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"Don't know much about dancin'
That's why I got this song
One of my legs is shorter than the other
'N' both my feet's too long
'Course now right along with 'em
I got no natural rhythm
But I go dancin' every night
Hopin' one day I might get it right..." |
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[Bliss] Its french, for err..carcass |
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and bliss is french for don't-let-her-'ear-you-take-the-mick-for-your-own-elf's-sake. |
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UMMMMMMMMMMM
hello...
you stole this idea from the simpsons when lisa wears those magic shoes to steal the show at her dance recital. NO STEALING IDEAS YOU.
bleech.
:) |
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