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This is a stripper pole affixed to the hood of a car.
Its an automotive option that might be chosen by exotic
dancers
Almost
http://shop.platinu...ch-Pole_p_376.html#
but I prefer the hood mounted idea better. [FlyingToaster, Jun 24 2014]
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A real one ? or a "Flying(about)Lady" hood ornament. [+] either way. The former can be lowered to joust of course. |
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I was thinking a real one |
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Why not? They put wing walkers on stunt planes -- this would be the next logical (erotic) step. Can you mount it close enough to the edge so that passing rush hour motorists can slip a few bills into the strippers underpants while slowly passing by? Bun! [+] |
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You'd think there'd be a market for some kind of
dodgem/stripper crossover here - if only as some kind of
concept art installation piece. |
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I don't think the dancers would choose this if the car
was in motion- but hey, guys parked in a parking lot
for lunch might enjoy this. If the car was in motion,
the dancers couldn't let go of the pole...besides your
car will need a sail for when there is no dancer on
the pole! |
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pole dancers don't really let go of the pole |
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Really? How do they go home? |
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So, obviously the pole must be detachable, to allow
the dancer some degree of freedom of relocation.
Once they arrive at work, the unit unpins from the
car and drops right into its base on the floor. |
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/Really? How do they go home?/ |
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They take the pole with them presumably. |
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I know I've seen this at least once. Was a cursory internet
search performed? |
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Probably the pole in the bed of a pickup truck
would be safer because the drivers vision would not
be obscured. Also if the truck got going fast the
dancer could sit down in back and wrap up with a
blanket. |
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Although if the pole on hood option was something
the dancer chose for her own car, she would have
to park, get out and dance. So less risk of obscuring
the drivers vision because she is dancing, not
driving. |
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