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the death dance spray is a cunning mix of insect amphetamine
and nerve gas. It ensures that the last few seconds of creepy
crawly's pitiful existence is fleeting moment of fun for our
exosceletal friends and a top rib tickler for their backboned
warm blooded executors.
Not only does it
get rid of nasty pests, it also provides some
excellent material for home videos.
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Most fly sprays I've seen *are* nerve gases. |
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I guess I don’t understand. Doesn’t it already do this...isn’t this the typical result of spraying a bug with Raid?
The dance of death is a horrible thing, but worse is the flight of fate, which sometimes happens when I’m spraying one of those brown-winged critters crawling around on the ceiling molding. One landed on my back yesterday as I was running away, and I did a dance of some kind. It wasn’t pretty. |
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//material for home videos// |
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When you use this stuff, and the bug gleefully runs behind the fridge, is the spray working or not? With knock-down spray, one can be confident the bug is dead, not just on an acid trip. |
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Yuckety puckety. Get it done with and flush 'em. None of this dancing about. |
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Regular bug spray sometimes does this. |
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Indeed many bug sprays are nerve agents. Insects share the same set of neurotransmitters with us, so Humans can do this same amusing funky-chicken when hit with nerve gas. I could describe a quite recent use if anyone would enjoy hearing about it. Sorry but I don’t have a movie.
Let’s just put [pokia] into a big bottle with a lot of bed bugs and film that. It is dangerous to get folk’s low emotions roused; never know how it will turn out.
Anyway, [marked–for–deletion] because both nerve gas bug spray and snuff films are baked. |
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Oh man, my mom just bit my dad's head off. |
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Oh that's too bad...wanna go get sprayed? It'll take your mind off things. |
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Why not execute people by giving them a heroine overdose? |
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Would that be like having to watch too many news clips about Pfc. Jessica Lynch? |
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