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It is quiet possible DNA scanner can be produced in such scale that it is affordable as a toy in the future. I want to think of fun way to use it now.
a. determine genetic make up of your food to see if they are indeed farm grow or the same mass produced geneticly modified version the super market
have.
b. determine which neighbor's cat impregnate yours (child support, maybe).
c. Find what other species have been living in your house by analysising sample collected on the floor.
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. . . or see if there are peanuts or peanut by-products in your food. |
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"Daddy, test my DNA again!"
*#@$% &+!*
"Mommy, why does Daddy always get mad when I want him to test my DNA again?" |
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I would add the function of combining 2 or more samples and producing an image (dear god hopefully only an image) of what the combination would be. Let's see, a bedbug, pudding and my neighbor's wife. |
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added benefit of being able to read the advertizing that was sequenced into your DNA. |
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Why, to finally discover you are adopted? |
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(Obligatory 'get your cat neutered' post.) (and a pastry.) |
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c. intrigues me. I would love to know what creatures have been living in my house. |
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have you forgotten which was which, Mephista? Getting pretty crowded down in that basement. |
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obligatory comment:
- gattica |
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Calvin: "Yours!"
Dad: "erk."
Calvin: "Just kidding ... hahahah" |
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