Cute Little Dust Mob

So I was hanging out today with some friends that had some filthy air ducts. Their filters always clog-up in short order and their chinchillas always seem to wanna hide under the fridge. Which mysteriously has become one of the cleanest, dust-free places in the house.

Enter our Cute Little Dust Mob. A small horde for hire, actually. Seeing as how Chinchillas need regular dust baths and I need to regularly bathe my ducting, we've now got quite the symbiotic scheme.

On site technicians bring many of these adorable, well trained little rodents (depending on how large a system you're trying to clean) and unleash them from the farthest ends of the system working twards where the filter or filters lie. Seeing as how the intakes are usually the largest parts of the system, place a soft terrycloth catch hammock beneath, and let these little guys work their way twards what ever reward they've been trained to accept.

Now while training can prepare these little guys for small, simple ducting systems, I understand the possibility exists that occasionally you'd get one, two, or the whole horde lost or unwilling to come out. But using the techniques employed by Dave Honaker in sucking prarie dogs out of the ground, the same techniques can be employed to extract the stubborn rodents back out of the duct work.

In, out and happy chinchillas all in one visit. Schedule soon, and often. We're tired of having them camp under the refridgerator.