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Dust is not problem per se. The real problem is that the dust is
always the wrong colour. If you have dark wood floors, you will
be
beset with pale grey dust. If you have pristine white surfaces,
they
will beckon dark ashen dust.
There is actually a very simple and surprising explanation
of why
this
should happen, but I have no idea what it is.
However.
MaxiClean is somewhat proud to introduce its new Custom Dustom
colour-matching service. Simply visit one of our booths (located in
most major shopping centres), bringing with you a sample of your
flooring or worktop surfaces and the contents of your vacuum
cleaner.
In the twinkling of an eye, one of our trained experts will have
analysed both the surface and the dust, and our advanced dust-
mixing equipment will create the perfect blend of weatherproof,
waterproof and fade-resistant coloured Custom Dustom (tm) to
balance the colour of your own house dust.
When you return home, simply sprinkle the contents of one Custom
Dustom sachet over every 10 square metres of floor or worktop,
and
use the free DustShiffler to scatter the dust uniformly.
Your personalized Custom Dustom will blend with the natural dust
of
your home, creating a perfect colour-match for your hardwood
floors, melamine worktops or beechwood cabinets.
Custom Dustom - it's a mustom. So go getsom.
for clothes
cat_20coloured_20trousers [po, Jul 14 2010]
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but dust IS a problem and not everything in the house is the same colour...white tile, blue rug, slate floor... |
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We can match all of those. |
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If you combined a variety of small particle with a type of decorative clothing to wear (that compliments a shirt) AND two musical notes AND that which is needed to open a door, which famous Russian would you get? (+ by the way in case you hadn't noticed) |
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Dusty Evgy Handel, of course - the bastard child of the
classical composer and the 60's English female singer. |
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Should also contain antihistamines & bronchodilators, for
those whose response to dust isn't purely aesthetic. |
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