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As was previously evidenced by Desktop Vatican, elsewhere in this parish, sometimes it's possible to put two words together, words that you would never in the ordinary course of your life imagine should be paired, and create something if not amazing then certainly startling in their complementarity. Say it aloud. Custard penis. Yep, it sounds great, has a nice rhythm and, perhaps alarmingly, a fairly pleasant mouth feel. |
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It could be used as a cosh. |
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What makes you so sure it has never been done before? |
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I'm quite pleased with it. |
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I feel the need to say something, but nothing seems,
well...funny to say. |
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I've sobered up now. I'm quite relieved that I didn't commit grammar crime. |
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This should go straight to the "meta" file as a perfect example of "post first and ask questions later". |
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Makes me feel differently about the e'claire I just ate... |
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I've been worrying about this one; it perhaps wasn't clear at the time. |
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It's a dildo that must be moved rapidly to keep it satisfying. |
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Then it's a satisying snack (albeit runny). |
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