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The ground shakes.
The mirror ball, seven metres overhead and the size of a
comfy armchair, wobbles slightly out of time with the beat.
Your life flashes before your eyes because it is
stroboscopically projected in primary colours on several
different walls.
The tail is the secret. It
is only by swinging the tail that the
monstrous beast can achieve those smooth and swinging
moves which identify disco as such. If we had to rely on
the reaching of the little theropod arms, we might mistake
it for rock'n'roll.
And it stops. Repeatedly, but always unexpectedly, the
sound cuts out and an unanswerable, prescriptive moral
asseveration emerges from the cavernous mouth. Then
the music cuts back in.
!= Yellow jackets
https://www.theguar...s-france-standstill
[not_morrison_rm, Dec 01 2018]
Cuncta stricte discussurus
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dies_irae
[pertinax, Dec 01 2018]
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This is weird. And I suspect the title is rude. |
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Someone in 2040 with a Nmrm Corp. Flex-O-Screen
will be able to snigger briefly |
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While I'm here, do French people have rods/cones (?)
in their eyes, as the "yellow jacket" protesters
are wearing green jackets. |
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Next, iambic pentametric rapping ... |
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Really? I just use brown paper and be done with it. |
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You get neater corners with iambic pentameters. |
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[pert] I've told you before not to go to confession after
dropping acid. |
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Roy Castle once played a tubular steel chair like a trumpet on the BBC show "Record Breakers". |
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Anyone can play a tubular steel chair like a trumpet. Playing
one that's _not_ like a trumpet would be the challenge. |
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It learns the lines, then puts on the costume (and makeup if required) before going onstage when the cue comes. |
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