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Your very own cuddly borg fur-fabric doll to have and hold!
Endless hours of fun, just press the belly and hear it say "Assimilate! Assimilate"!!
Comes with many playmates, so you can assimilate) them all!!! *
*Please note 7/9 doll is not anatomically accurate, bog off you pervs.
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bunker in some high valley in the Himalayas, dons false beard..>
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I've often wondered why there wasn't Borg dolls. Very good. |
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//false beard// I'd be thinking more along the lines of infrared dazzle-camo. |
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Do they assimilate the other toys ? Wait.... do they assimilate the owner ? |
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You think you're funny, but you're not. |
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Not anatomically accurate [-] |
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//You think you're funny, but you're not |
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While training my wild mustang I used to tell him "Resistance is futile - you will be assimilated". And he was... |
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Like the battlestar galactica (origianal!) moffet bear? |
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The cuddleborg should have kiddy-valium loaded into its assimilation-spicules. |
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