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You could put a line of cups with water all around and call it a mote. |
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And a flag, waving in the breeze from my desk fan. |
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I believe it would be possible to fashion a trebuchet from a long-arm stapler and some biros carefully cellotaped together to form a frame. |
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This should further help repel any trainee hordes intent on sacking your cubicle. |
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You still have to apply for permission to crenellate.
//You could put a line of cups with water all around and call it a mote// Only if it was a very small line of cups. sp. "moat" |
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Drill holes in the cubicle facade and release boiling coffee. |
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Get two halves of coconuts and bang 'em together. |
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Hire in a hooker to sit on your desk all day. Introduce her as Maid Marion. |
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Wear your chastity belt to work. Outside your leggings. |
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Yoooo son of a silly pairsonn. |
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[zen_tom]: I have an onager built from lolly sticks and rubber bands on my desk. I don't think a trebuchet would be that much more difficult. |
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[Heaves the cauldron of burning oil over the ramparts.] |
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Perhaps if we build a giant cardboard badger ..... ? |
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I just wallop 'em with my keyboard... (link) |
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An evil laugh comes to the marauder's ears from above...'you incompetent knave, do you really think i would leave my clips unattended?'...too bad most cubicles don't have roofs; hard to install some good murder-holes without 'em. :( |
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Man the battlements, here comes The Permanent Assurance Company. |
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Mount the Cubicle Hoardings! Start the microwave popcorn! Sharpen your letter openers! |
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We shall defend our Cube-icle ..... Resistance is Futile .... we shall assimilate your stapler, hole punch and fancy feature-phone ..... all your base are belong to us ..... |
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I've never really understood this cubicle
business. What are they in for, and why
are they given so many privileges? |
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My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions. |
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//My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions//
And do the nice people in white coats make you wear a special suit with long sleeves? |
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//My cubicle is actually made of very large sofa cushions.// |
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I had one of those, but then my mum made me put them back. |
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