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Language, with all its intended meanings and misinterpretations, causes an immense amount of timewaste; time spent scouring dictionaries, philosophising over the deeper nuances of a single word, reading agony columns to find out if your partner really does love you when they say they do etc.
To end
all this angst, speak only in cryptitudes which no one will have a hope in hell of understanding; i.e "I felt like a teabag at a barndance" or "That top suits you like a greenfly adorning a coconut". If challenged, smile cheerfully and continue to verbally bemuse along the same lines.
Incomprehensible Language
Incomprehensible_20Language
[tatterdemalion, Jul 19 2012]
Hexagigadecimetrical hypothesis of increasing disapprehension
Hexagigadecimetrica...g_20disapprehension
[tatterdemalion, Jul 19 2012]
Steve Miller Band- the pompatus of love
http://www.youtube....watch?v=PmVusVh4TRQ
Listen here. [sqeaketh the wheel, Jul 22 2012]
[link]
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I do not necessitate your rhinoceros. |
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Maybe so, but don't wager all your brass
pianos on the last electric hamster. |
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This is pure misembulation, is it not? |
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Precisely not, the doorbell spaketh, this waffle manifests
the very
essence of Grüemeister's Irreverence Theorom. Eels, I say! |
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When tempests roar, I'll have some more
of soup with rancid barnacle.
Though ducks do strut, distributing smut,
the post is "be an Oracle" ? |
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You see, [Quest]? Those guys know which side of the
cheese to eat. Eels to all. |
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It's the pompatus of love all over again. |
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Shaka, when the walls fell. |
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A grassitive vote from me on this one [?] |
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Well, if the wind were Southerly, they would
be able to tell a hawk from a handsaw,
shirley? |
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