h a l f b a k e r yGuitar Hero: 4'33"
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Blood donation is a fairly clinical process, and this is good if you want to be in and out as soon as possible. But for those of us who want a little more excitement, pay a nominal fee plus (monetary) donation and you can have your juice extracted in a mystical Voodoo ceremony, complete with pounding
drums and chanting doctors. Perhaps you'd rather be pursued down silvery corridors by chanting Daleks, or enact some encounter with a supernatural being, or meet a friendly auditor from the Tax Office... the choice is yours.
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So I'm not the only one... |
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Do you still get orange juice after? |
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Yes, but you drink it out of a monkey's skull. |
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I want my blood taken out through a twisty straw, and I want orange juice the same way. |
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So hard to choose between the pressure sensitive pendulum axe or the multiple puncture Iron Maiden.
Oooo look, she's got barbed wire. |
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If they could take it out without needles or other nasty sharp things then I'd be all for it. |
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"I've got a river of life flowin' out of me...." |
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I would imagine the vampire theme blood extraction scinario is fairly popular this time of year ... or jolly 'ol St. Nick chasing me down a hallway with a butcherknife sounds like an awesome way to donate blood |
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[madradish] Who needs pointy sharp things. I've found that proper application of force via blunt object to any small appendage can cause quite a bit of blood to be released (c.f. the case of Hammer vs. Thumb) |
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You could also use some sort of high suction device over a blood vessel to extract directly through the skin. Not sure how well this would work though. |
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I would imagine the vampire theme blood extraction is fairly popular any time of the year, provided it's dark outside. |
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// You could also use some sort of high suction device over a blood vessel to extract directly through the skin. // |
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Extracting blood via hickey? |
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i suggest a similar system be created for sperm banks... |
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//c.f. the case of Hammer vs. Thumb//
God bless 'em - He put up a good effort but I bobbed and weaved - didn't get hit, as usual. I ended up swinging him, and bashed his head into a board. On a nail, even. |
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Excellent idea, BTW - I give it a G++d. |
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