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Crispie Panties

 Multilayer underpants with 100% fillable void.
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Think of wearing two pair of whatever underwear you happen to prefer at the same time, layered.

Now imagine a pair of underwear with the same two layers of material purpose made with the intention that the wearer is inclined to fill the void between the two layers with whatever material suited them on that particular day.

My choice would be corn flakes, potato chips or chocolate chip cookies.

Cigarette butts or slugs might do it for some people. Choose your own adventure.

—vfrackis, Mar 06 2009

croissant-patterned knickers croissant-patterned_20knickers
Knickers with a strategic custard reservoir [hippo, Mar 09 2009]

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       Great for first dates.
—daseva, Mar 06 2009
   

       Now my underwear feels so thin.
—bungston, Mar 06 2009
   

       There could be an inflatable air bladder inside, like in the movie Dodgeball.
—plasticspoon, Mar 06 2009
   

       I feel the need to post my own latest crisp idea, now that Walkers have rejected it - boo hoo. Not a bad idea by the way [vfrackis] +
—xenzag, Mar 06 2009
   

       I just thought of a great application. If someone keeps putting whoopie cushions in your chair: this would really clamp up the expectant crowd.
—daseva, Mar 07 2009
   

       This reminds me of an anti-theft underwear I saw. The underwear had a pouch for holding valuables. And there was a fake stain on the back to ward off robbers.
—plasticspoon, Mar 08 2009
   

       Does it have provision for filling while wearing?
—jhomrighaus, Mar 08 2009
   

       //Cigarette butts or slugs might do it for some people.// Oops, pardon me; wrong room!
—pertinax, Mar 09 2009
   

       If you think about this carefully it's really quite far out there, even for the bakery. I'm still trying to fathom it.
—wagster, Mar 09 2009
   

       gerbils?
—xandram, Mar 09 2009
   

       Is that a gerbil in your underwear or are you just happy to see me?
—popbottle, Apr 15 2014
   

       Yes, of course I'm going to bun this. [+]
—Grogster, Apr 15 2014
   

       I will not click on the "Crispy Panties" post, I will not click on the "Crispy Panties" post, I will not click on the "Crispy Panties" post... DOH!
—doctorremulac3, Apr 18 2014
   
      
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