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Cricket score bedlinen

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A set of bed cushions and covers of high-quality white cotton, densely overprinted in a small font with the results of cricket matches (choice of historic or contemporary).

Packed in a set of six, plus a spare in case one gets damaged.

Ask for them by name: "The Seven Pillows Of Wisden".

—8th of 7, Nov 13 2017

Wisden https://en.wikipedi...cketers%27_Almanack
Dull beyond belief [8th of 7, Nov 13 2017]

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       Some boys from the International League of Punsters and Quip-wranglers would like a word, [8th].
—MaxwellBuchanan, Nov 13 2017
   

       If it's the word we're thinking of, tell them no - it's ours now, and we're keeping it.
—8th of 7, Nov 13 2017
   

       When she sees it for the first time, this display of beautiful new pillows in your bedroom will bowl your maiden over.
—hippo, Nov 13 2017
   

       Are they non-iron cotton? It would be a shame if there was a crease
—hippo, Nov 13 2017
   

       You could playfully throw these pillows at people, at the last moment shouting "Duck!"
—hippo, Nov 13 2017
   

       This puts me in mind of a song by The Kipper Family. I would link to its lyrics, but the site hosting then has apparently been taken down "for exceeding its bandwidth allowance". Anyway, it's a ballad-length series of double-entendres about cricket.
—pertinax, Nov 13 2017
   


 

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