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Midnight snack hankerings be gone!
Now you have single serve cheese in cotton pouches on your
duvet. Whenever you get hungry or dream of cheese*, you can
help yourself in one of the 48 pouches of cheese on the
outside of
your duvet.
Also look out for our cheese and chocolate pajamas. Now
available in obese sizes.
* Happens to chronological sometimes. It happened and this
was the outcome.
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Likely* to be incompatible with dogs, but [+]. |
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As long as some of them have built in heating
elements to make cheese on toast.... + |
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That might not be malice; you might, for example, have elected to bed down in close proximity to a transmitter tower, or a radar installation. |
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Just because you're being subjected to a life-threatening dose of non-ionizing radiation doesn't mean they're out to get you ... |
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The critters, (bugs, not dogs), will love you too. Ants love
anything containing oil. |
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I see a lot of panties full of anties in your future, perhaps. |
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A duvet or a duvet cover? |
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calum, a duvet cover. Sorry and thank you. |
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[chron], never apologize - it's a sign of weakness. |
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// To pedantic adversaries yes // |
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... thus entirely supporting the contention as applicable to this forum. |
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This idea is great and I voted for it, though I think that a
heavier tog version could be made of thin wedges of harder
cheeses, perhaps a houndstooth patterning with Gruyère
and Manchego pixels. |
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On winter evenings, such a design would protect the user from any cold Bries ... |
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I thought of something really similar, but forgot the cheese. It was a duvet that had pockets around the sides so that children could put favorite toys and keepsakes in, like shoelaces from their old pair of shoes. |
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Since they have such limited life experience, the scope for nostalgia must perforce be rather constrained ... |
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I think you should keep the cheese in the kitchen and do what
bean said and place favorite little items for the kiddos in the
pockets. That's an outstanding idea as well. |
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// favorite little items // |
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Knives, clips of ammo, garottes, pepper spray, extending batons ... |
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Pillow fights will never be the same again. |
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