Create-a-Star

In modern day music, pop stars come and go like newspapers, and many of them have the talent level of a mannequin. Therefore, I suggest that a computer program be created to allow teeny boppers to create their very own pop stars, saving their parents lots of money in n'sync concert tickets, and saving us from the constant bombardment about Britney, Justin and all of them. We all know that many of these acts are pre-fabbed anyway, so we might as well make them all the more convenient. Teens could hold contests among themselves to see who created the best star. Songs could be selected from the universal database of rewarmed melodies that most producers love, or you could compose yourself. Words would work the same way, chosen from the database of rhyming pop words. Ex: You, true, blue, too, new, knew, zoo.

"I knew you were true, But I needed someone new. Now you're blue too, Like a baboon at the zoo."

Of course, it doesn't have to make sense...that's the beauty of pop music, isn't it? I'll let you decide that one.