h a l f b a k e r yFaster than a stationary bullet.
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This is a muzzle that straps to a persons face
and has a slot located near the wearers mouth precisely wide
enough and precisely tall enough to accommodate insertion a
single saltine cracker.
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Good one. [+] (needs a few apostrophes) |
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Or a coin. If you insert enough, do some crisps
come out? |
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Obligatory WIFRTT: When I First Read The Title I thought this was going to be an idea on how to keep The Donald's mouth in check. |
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Had it been so, I would have awarded it a croissant stuffed with a cheeseburger, with some KFC popcorn chicken on the side! Or maybe BOTH sides!! |
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No! Let him rant and rave away. He's doing a good job of
putting China into being the world's most powerful and
influential global leader. Eventually he'll be carted off to a
padded room for his own welfare, as America folds itself up
into a backward cul-de-sac. |
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I do not look forward to living in the country with the worlds largest unprotected border on that day. |
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// a backward cul-de-sac // |
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… like, for example, Alabama … |
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