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You could retrofit one of those ice dispensers, like at Burger King, to drop just one rock. Attach a dollar receptacle from your standard vending machine. Ten bucks gets you a rock. Then, if you're the drug dealer, you could sit at home and say, "sure, show up at 52 Elm Street with a bunch of ones,"
then, periodically check on it.
Never take the same method of transportation twice, though.
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I like this idea. The key to your success would be good branding though. |
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You need a cute mascot to establish a link between YOUR crack and quality. |
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Have a cute monkey, for example, named "Happi"
Have him on the floresent backlighted front of the dispenser (like soda dispensers). With a slogan:
"It's not good crack unless its HappiCrack (TM)" |
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You could have other spinnoffs like:
HappiCoke, HappiHemp, HappiHeroine |
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I'm unclear on Crack being the best first release, perhaps a focus group might be in order. |
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Damn, I was hoping for an innovative sort of jackhammer here. |
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Wasn't the 'Crack Vending Machine' shown on an episode of the cartoon 'Futerama'? I'm thionking specifically of the episode where Fry becomes emperor of the planet of the three suns, after drinking the previous emperor. |
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Baked. In cleveland this automat on prospect is famous for
having crack and nickel bags in the sandwich slots. |
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Damn. I was hoping that this would be an automated method of pulling the pants up of a visiting plumber... I guess that would be an Anti-Crack Machine, though... |
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Never take a drug that is named after a part of your arse.... |
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[futurebird]: Yeah, what was that address again? |
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