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ok this is for people with a rather large bottom.
it is a battery powered wedge shaped series of fans.
activated it draws cool air between massive layers of flesh to help a person keep cool.
Butt Crack Freshener
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in the same neighbourhood [calum, Jul 07 2009]
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Who just far... hmm. Who's farting?! |
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I thought this was going to be something to do with taking in small doses of Crack Cocaine everyday.... |
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I thought it would be a way to make shinier, silkier crack cocaine. |
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I hesitate to ask but what could've possibly prompted such a post ? |
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Is that you Harry Knowles? |
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I work with an individual who is overweight, so much so that it is clear his life hangs in the balance. |
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I envisioned this device from this perspective.
If I were him, (and i have struggled with weight) facing the same challenges, what would push me over the edge? such that I would fight like never before. |
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I thought that I would find the prospect of struggling to force a "crap gadget" between my ass cheeks to help stay cool so disturbing that it would compel action on my part to escape the circumstance of overweight. |
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.... and with the handy snorkel attachment ... still [-] but less so. |
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