h a l f b a k e r yIt might be better to just get another gerbil.
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A strong argument for the retention of judges' and barristers' wigs is based on the notion that wearing them gives a degree of protective anonymity (so that orificers of the court are not recognised easily outside the court in their private lives)
With the assistance of a skilled costumiere, based
in the court building, there could be theme days - dress ups for each session. The law List for the day could read 'Court 7 Afternoon - Justice Hanger Crown v Tindale prelim hearing Pirates of the Carribean.' or 'Court 5 Morning - Justice Bleath Crown v Flintoff sentencing Spanish Inquisition.', and everybody involved would need to appear dressed accordingly.
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We shall do something naughty, and then book our trial for the Marquise De Sade theme day. [+] |
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// Barry Humphries Day // |
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Otherwise known as Australian National Pride day ? |
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love a teletubby day please. |
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This could effect the outcome of the trials: |
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Judge: Jones, ye scalleywag, yeh be a'charged with some o' the ol' softwarr poiracy, 'ow deh ye plead? |
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Judge: Arr, yeh best stick to th' theme or I'll 'ave yeh keelhauled! |
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Jones: Umm...(whispers with lawyer) Avast ye ol' bilge rat, I be no intarrloper, ne'er have I hung theh Jolly Roger. I swear on me mizzenmast I be a right Jack Tar. |
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Judge: Matey, I kin see clarr as th' day yeh be a hornswagglin' me, th' mutiny in yer eyes, t' th' hulk wi' yeh! |
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