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These are underwear with many coupons printed on them.
They are for gentlemen with wives that are extreme coupon
clippers.
Their purpose is to redirect attention.
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Is the goal to reform obssessive coupon-clipping behavior
or simply to get the scissors closer to my wedding tackle?
Because I'm not too enthusiastic about the latter. |
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"Edwina Scissorhands" ... ??? |
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This idea is mad, bad, wrong in SO many ways that it's difficult to know where to start, but // scissors closer to my wedding tackle // pretty much sums it up. |
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If you really need this, I mean really need...you are in
deep do-do already. Couples therapy time! |
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I had not considered the scissor component. |
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// I had not considered the scissor component. // |
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As Han Solo said, "...I've got a bad feeling about this..." |
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He wasn't the only one... |
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How'bout a high-value chit printed on duct-tape: the Brazilian coupon. |
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Well, to be truly creative, you may take all the coupons that your wife has clipped and paste them together to make her a unique pair of underwear! *(they might not be very comfortable) |
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