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I've heard people pay big bucks for used panties on some websites.
Why go through all the hassle to find some slut willing to wear a pear of panties so you can pack it and sell it to the crazy bastards out there?
Plus you'd also have to let the slut in for a cut of the big coin you just KNOW
you will reap!
So here's the idea for Counterfeit Used Panties.
1. First go to your local dollar store, Wal-Mart, K-Mart wherever cheap undergarments are sold. Buy cheap 8 packs of panties.
2. Build a website for panty fetishes, then rant about selling used panties on it.
3. Take a can of tuna, and remove the tuna meat, leaving just the juice.
4. Dip the crotch area of the said Wal-Mart panty into the tuna juice dip.
5. Package it into a Ziploc bag, because those freaks like it nice fresh and moist!
6. Send it to the freak and cash in!
half-bakers version
http://www.halfbake...atterned_20knickers [po, Oct 17 2004]
Bra-man of Least I Could Do
http://www.leastico...s.php?date=20030809 one tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor. [Eugene, Oct 17 2004]
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Still, the more bad ratings this gets the better, the fish bones somehow make this post that much cooler.... |
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Still how would this not work!!! |
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It's not like the freak will sue! |
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And besides, it's not like the freak will know the difference, they are buying used panties.... |
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I know this isn't my bag, but I just can't help but to feel at least a little dumber for reading this one ... |
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There's a market for this crap! |
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[google search for used panties replaced. Please don't post URLs in the annotations, use the [link] button instead. --jutta] |
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tuna juice?? the mind boggles.. |
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Sure, knock your socks off! |
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[iamge URL moved. Please don't post URLs in the annotations; use the link button instead. --jutta] |
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It would be ironic if there were a trillion-dollar market for genuine fish-stained panties out there, and you missed it. |
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//Sure, knock your socks off!// |
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...and dip 'em in tuna! And sell 'em to FREAKS on the internet!!! |
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from [buddha_pest] profile page: |
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// an annoying vegetarian hungarian// |
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From [phundug]'s profile page: |
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//DISLIKES
- Car commercials// |
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Indeed. Me also. Or me neither. Or not me, too. Indeed. |
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And a sucky car ad is egregious. |
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there is an hilarious uk car ad at the moment involving jellies on wheels. so funny I forget what its for.. |
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ok ok, we're getting off topic here can we please stick to the Counterfeit Used Panties |
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or do they stick to you... |
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someone is going to post counter fate knickers any moment I can feel it in my water. |
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(uh-oh, [po]'s water is feeling things!) |
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Nah, don't encourage them. If you are one, [billistic], I'm giving you a negative vote so you won't be encouraged. (-) |
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Yes, but not if the idea is truly in earnest. |
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Not that it matters anyway; i'm sure this idea is baked anyway (sans tuna juice). Somehow I just don't think the people selling used panties online have much stock in the integrity of their product. |
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I like the idea for panties that fit things they aren't supposed to. Like your head for instance. Bra-man strikes again! With his trusty sidekick, Panty-boy! |
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I must sadly infrom you all that this sordid little idea was baked by a friend, no, 'aquaintance' of mine at university in the pre-web era. He advertised said items in a newspaper of dubious merit that was in circulation at the time. He financed a years student life with the proceedings. |
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To echo LetsBuildafort, I can't help thinking that the intellectual level round here ain't what it used to be. |
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Theres enough fish up there to start a business. |
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[billistic] - You must be a very lonely individual... |
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Maybe I'm just taking more notice of it lately then. |
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I'm working on baking a recent, fun, halfbakery idea (not one of mine), but this definitely ain't it. |
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[UnaBubba], aren't you the resident troll chaser? Maybe we need to outsource... |
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