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The Burma Shave adverts were very successful in their
simple delivery method. For those who don't know about
them, they consisted of a series of simple limited word
messages, spaced out at intervals along the highways of
the USA.(see wiki link)
This would work really well as a reminder for
those who
need it; to wash their hands and stay in quarantine while
coronavirus ravages the planet.
He didn't wash
He touched his iris
Now he has
Coronavirus
Burma Shave
https://en.m.wikipe...rg/wiki/Burma-Shave
look at highway advertising [xenzag, Mar 22 2020]
https://sodabred.tu...-xenzag-2032020-you
[xenzag, May 11 2020]
[link]
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"They watched TV,
The deal was sold,
They bought nine thousand
Toilet rolls...
Lying
Gits."
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Hey this is easy, and fun ! |
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you did well
but now try harder
don't clear the shelves
to fill your larder
Coronavirus |
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Now you've got
COVID-19
So stay at home
And quarantine
Coronavirus |
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It's not the bug
That does the harm,
It's needless panic
And alarm !
Coronavirus |
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Hmm, what about coronavirus haikus ? |
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I like it much
It hits the spot
Just look, don't touch
Coronavirus |
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There was an old man of Stroud Green
Who thought he had COVID-19.
His throat was red-raw
But his hoard would ensure
That his bottom was perfectly clean. |
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A toilet roll hoarder in Wyre
Didn't twig that TV was a liar
Thus, late one dark night
His stash all caught light
And he got burned to death by the fire ...
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All good.... But the final word has to be
coronavirus. It doesn't need to rhyme, but the
sequence has to build towards it. |
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"We're doomed ! We're doomed !"
The papers cried,
But in the end
Not many died ...
Corona Virus |
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He went too close
Then touched his head
He's still around
But ten are dead
Coronavirus |
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It winnows out
the old and slow
they take up space
and have to go
Corona Virus |
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Now with quick illustration - see link.... I also just noticed that Coronavirus is an anagram of Carnivorous. How appropriate is that as it eats through the population? |
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Eats? Nibbles.... 0.3% mortality isn't exactly an attack by a Great White.... |
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"Cure yourself,"
He tried to teach
And now the dead
Are filled with bleach.
Coronavirus. |
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Do tell, how does one force a carriage return where one
desires? |
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They all did fear
that Mexi beer
But it's not that -
it's from a bat
Corona Virus |
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use an html line break tag |
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He lost his mask
While eating stew
It appeared much later
In the loo.
Coronavirus |
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To extend her health
She hid her face
To social distance
She swung a mace
Coronavirus |
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He joked and said
it's just a pox
but now he's nailed inside a box
coronavirus |
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You are not here
You are not there
You are not anywhere
Coronavirus |
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Somewhat stronger every year
Lock it down and live in fear
Coronavirus |
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The market was ready to crash
Here's a chance to print more cash
Coronavirus |
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I like to mask and wash my hands
But state control has bigger plans
Coronavirus |
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'Deus Ex' is always right
Grey Death is here; illumin'd night
Coronavirus |
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Problem, react, and solve away
Freedom, covid, and rig my way
Coronavirus |
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I bought an oxygen machine
But power's out, I'm turning green
Coronavirus |
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The plans were laid so long ago
Peasants sit back and watch the show!
Coronavirus |
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The leaky vaccine saves loved ones
Strengthens Covid-21
Coronavirus |
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It's fortunate the cat's immune
Bagpipes play a happy tune
Coronavirus |
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There goes the drive
the safety of nine to five
Randomly free
to mix work and family
coronavirus
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Luckily not too virulent
no eternal corpsing government
but just a good learn
To halt a time when this is the yearn.
coronavirus |
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