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This device resembles a pair of compasses, except that, in place of a pencil, the non-spike end has something like a very narrow safety razor.
You use it to shave concentric patterns on your corduroy trousers or jacket, and then claim extra-terrestrial origins for them.
Of course, if evil, you
could use it to shave concentric patterns in someone else's corduroys while they slept.
Merkur small razor blade
http://www.classics...m/522941/196013.htm
Smaller safety razor type blade for corduroy cicles [strange606, Aug 03 2006]
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I'll go with the last paragraph [+] |
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I don't own any corduroy, but I'd be more likely to if I knew I could lay my hands on a Corduroy crop-circle cutter... |
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Brilliant idea. Quiz question: What was the race of microscopically small aliens in the Hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy called who arrived on Earth and were eaten by a small dog? |
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From memory, the Hartravartid? |
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or possibly the "Vl'hurg".... |
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[pertinax] - if you get this working, you'd make a fortune in Camden Market.....quick - patent it ! |
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+ cool, cuz I don't care for plain old regular corduroy. |
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Can it also be used on body hair? |
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In that case, I think the person might wake up. |
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The G'Gugvuntt and the Vl'hurg joined forces to attack Earth, and were swallowed by a small dog. |
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[Spidermother], is spidermother what was said about the leaders' mother? Funny you should make that anno. |
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But any corduroy circles expert would immediately notice the individual hairs are cut, instead of folded without breaking. |
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Or simply cut crop semi-circles to create fully ventilated trousers, allbeit very stupid looking ones. [+] |
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Nice! [+] I recommend using a moustache-trimming blade (link) |
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"Pardon me, don't mind the noise- I have a hovering spacecraft in my pants." |
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"Oh, is that what the kids are calling it these days? Who knew?" |
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corduroy, sounds a little twisted, i'm looking to burn circles into old CDs and use them for coasters |
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