h a l f b a k e r yI CAN HAZ CROISSANTZ?
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Having had about as much of reality TV cooking shows as
I
can stomach (sorry) I hereby propose the cooking show
to end
them all.
Set on a remote tropical hideaway, the contestants all
live in
a single house where they fart and grunt and fornicate to
their hearts' content, whilst cooking
one meal each per
day.
The winner is the contestant who manages to outwit,
murder
and butcher his/her fellow contestants, turning each of
them
into tasty, sophisticated dishes for the delectation of all
remaining participants.
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Because murder and cannibalism are hilarious. |
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"Soylent Cooks"
(not my fishbone) I don't care if they murder each other... |
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Yes, because they make great TV. Whodunnit? |
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