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Having just paid four dollars for a nine oz. box of cookies, I would appreciate a post card a month in advance of the local cookie drive in order to be out of town or hide somewhere.
Well I do like the thin mints, but...
Is the cookie drive held at the same time each year? If so, a warning coffee
mug would be a better deal since it would warn you each year at least until it was lost or broken.
( it was hopeless. I was cornered by three of them with toy wagon and a mom riding shotgun. )
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BEWARE!
IT IS WALLET SEASON!
Girl Scouts Are Hunting Them In Force,
Using Cookies As Bait! |
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In our area, a recent full-page newspaper advert notified the public of the locations of upcoming cookie sales. (e.g. "Walmart, Wednesday 2/12/14, Troop 234, 3:30 -5:30 PM") So one could use that as a tool for avoiding as well as for finding... |
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Can't you just say to them “I don't eat cookies, cookies are very bad for you, they are poison really, I don't want to suffer debilitating diseases like diabetes, obesity or heart attacks, so I really don't want any of your cookies. Thanks for asking though” |
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Don't get why everyone is so crazy about the Thin
Mints when Tagalongs are clearly where it's at. |
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The lemon ones have some sort of heroin in them or
something. They are as addicting as hell. Whoa! Be
warned. |
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I think we pay more than $4.00 per box. I am
diabetic, but I like the shortbread cookies. What is
worse is that our Boy Scouts sell $10 bags of
popcorn! Just avoid eye contact! |
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Thin mints must be frozen to be any good. |
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I always tell them that I'm on cookie restriction, but I'll buy a box that they can send to the troops overseas, poor devils. |
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I've always found that a cheery "fuck off" works well
at getting one out of these awkward situations. |
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