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Constructaceptives
or condominimums (I can't believe this isn't baked...and sorry in advance, idea receptor is experiencing temporary technical dificulties) | |
The idea is basically for printed condoms with a construction theme. -Tape measure, (3/4 scale for the less endowed, 1 1/4 scale for gag gifts and stag-ettes) -Drill bit Sledge hammer Yadda yadda yadda, little tool shaped combo packs in a little tool box, no need for a list, you get
the gist, though this idea wouldn't be missed, I hope you won't get too pissed and perhaps a mere product with a twist deserves at most a slap on the wrist.
I SO can't believe this isn't baked.
Dick’s Formalwear custom printed condoms
http://www.dicksformalwear.com/10.htm
[borisbarp, May 05 2008]
Durex
http://www.durex.co...browser=ok&flash=ok
made from pasta according to [reensure] [xenzag, May 05 2008]
Duros
http://en.wikipedia...ki/Duros_%28food%29
Oops! lol This is pasta [reensure, May 05 2008]
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Sex isn't supposed to be this immature. [+] |
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it won't just remind *her* of all the little jobs you've neglected lately? |
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Take it to Durex right away! + |
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Isn't Durex a pasta company? |
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//Isn't Durex a pasta company?// NOW he
tells me! |
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+ hehe, does anyone get a *pencil*? |
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Would they come in various "Screw" sizes and shapes? |
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//it won't just remind *her* of all the little
jobs you've neglected lately?// |
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It opens it up to allow one to neglect some
completely new jobs too. |
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I'd take the one with the measuring tape provide that the ruler started on 6". |
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Ah, those are in the sales quote kit...with...the pencil...and the cunningualculator |
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