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The Geiko Gecko. The Unofficial Spokesman of Wendy's. Jared. The Yo Quiero Taco Bell Chihuaua. Mr. Clean. These are just a few of the innumerable identities that we've come to adore or despise over the years.
So for no logical reason, I propose that we claymate all of these characters a la
"Celebrity Deathmatch," air it on Fox, (for that is where mindless entertainment of this genre belongs,) and simply sit back and enjoy as the carnage ensues.
-Possible tag team matches between the Keebler Elves and the Rice Crispy sprites.
-Something different for Rating Sweeps Month '04.
http://www.grudge-m...laid_michelin.shtml
http://www.grudge-m...laid_michelin.shtml
Scroll down to the response of the week (TM). [RobertKidney, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 21 2004]
Another grudge match.
http://www.grudge-m.../micro-disney.shtml
Scroll down to the response of the week (TM). [RobertKidney, Oct 05 2004]
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Can we throw in all the athletes, pop-singers and other (to use Bill Hicks' term) "Suckers of Satan's Cock"? |
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You still have the Jolly Green Giant? |
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I want to see Mr. Clean fight fifty of those little cute "scrubbing bubble" things from an old bathroom detergent ads. |
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The Maytag Man should not be invited. My money is on the Orkin Man... he %#@&'n ROCKS! |
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I was going to do a Photoshop crop and paste of the Michelin man vs. (hadn't figured it out yet), and would you believe it's baked, sorta? [link] |
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So you're not going to invite the Zoloft blob, huh? Never mind. It would just as well sit in a corner and cry. |
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I'd be sad too if I were a poorly drawn blob. |
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I saw a comparison of "Intel Inside"™ and the zoloft blob -- let the carnage begin! |
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I'd like to see the Quiznos Sponge Monkeys go to town on the Prilosec Motor Home Couple. The sponge monkeys are actually less annoying. |
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"ditto" with [Tabs]' anno. Love it! |
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I want tickets to the Count Chocula, Verizon Idiot fight. |
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I remeber celebrity deathmatch,
my favorite was the Beastie Boys
vs. Backstreet Boys. Thank god
the Beastie Boys blew those little
pricks up, drunk as they were. But
the best match would be Subway
Jared vs. the quizno's sponge-
monkeys. |
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[friendlyfire] "Send in Vanilla Ice.." |
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[2fries] surely, the michelin man would have to be matched with the stay-puff marshmallow man. |
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Will it be roasting marshmallows or burning rubber?
Find out this Saturday on pay per view as these two similar Sumo’s struggle for simulcast supremacy. |
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Oh, and Mr. Peanut would have to be exempt from the deathmatch, as he would undoubtedly be the number one choice for Master of Ceremonies. |
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Put the linux penguin against the little paper-clip dude from microsoft word! Heck, the penguin will win that one easily, seeing thgat nothing made by Microsoft ever works right. PENGUINS SHALL RULE ALL!!!!! |
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And accidentally in the middle of the ring, the AFLAC duck. |
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[Oh heck Friendlyfire and Burns] Here's
Madonna
with two heads. "SNORT ROARRRRR!!!"
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