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Comfort Fungus
Lighter weight and easier to transport than comfort dogs. | |
Just a little petri dish with your pet fungus to bring with you
when flying.
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Can they bark? Can they cuddle and lick and steal your food?
Can they catch a ball in their teeth and go jump in a lake? |
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I think not. Your fungus is of no use to me. I'm giving you a
[-] for this. Sorry. I haven't given a [-] for a long time. Maybe
even years. But you have warranted one. Maybe even two. [-]
[-] . |
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//Can they bark? Can they cuddle and lick and steal
your food? Can they catch a ball in their teeth and go
jump in a lake?// Just give MaxCo. a few years. |
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Simple and economical yet unsatisfying. Besides, your pet
rock would get jealous. |
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Not as much fun as Tribbles. |
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//Can they bark? Can they cuddle and lick and steal your
food? Can they catch a ball in their teeth and go jump in a
lake?// |
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Ummmm... I'm going to sayyy... yes. |
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Now wait, when you say "Cuddle" does it need to cuddle
back to count? Because you can cuddle fungus. You can also
jump in the lake with it. It will process food. |
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Cuddle Fungus sounds like a character in some dickens
novel. |
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But seriously, if you have a comfort dog that makes you
happy that's great. Just kidding around. |
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the category is baffling. |
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//Cuddle Fungus sounds like a character in some dickens
novel.// Funniest thing I've read all day. |
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Odd ... we expected those to mushroom. |
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Why did the mushroom get invited to all the parties? |
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Because he was a cheerful person. |
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Before anyone asks, it's not funny if you have to explain it. |
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What advantage this, over meditation moss ? |
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It will grow in the dark. |
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