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Comeback Courier

 deliver that post conversation "zinger" instead of thinking if only...
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Youve finally thought of the killer retort but missed your window by anywhere from 3mins to 3 years and its just too good to waste. You cant call them up and say "hey, remember that conversation we were having last month...", that would look desperate, so hire someone else to so it for you.

You would need to supply as much of the conversation as possible as well as a brief psychological profile of the intended recipient. The courier would then locate the target (stalk is such an ugly word), ingratiate themselves and then instigate the conversation until the retort has been successfully delivered.

You would then receive a recording (media type dependent on price paid) to play over and over again at your leisure.

—gravytrain, Jul 02 2001

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       Repeat till baked I say
—Redbrickterrace, Jul 02 2001
   

       then you can laugh maniacally when you get the recording,and point,scream and rant at the courier
—technobadger, Jul 02 2001
   

       George Costanza did this first-person in a "Seinfeld" episode, reminding us of the gut-fire born of opportunity missed. I'd pay for it.
—The Military, Jul 04 2001
   

       Just hope they don't do a 'Sneakers' on you.
—angel, Jul 05 2001
   


 

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