Coloring Book Newspaper

1) Orange President Bad (Color his face orange)

2) Socialist Candidate Good (Color her halo yellow)

3) War is Peace (Color the bombers dropping flowers sparkley)

4) Thinking For Yourself is Bad (Color person with glasses and a book all skribbly)

Supposedly coloring books are back in a big way, only difference is grownups are using them. They calm the nerves of having to live in the most prosperous, peaceful time in history or something. I'm guessing they go well with the Xanax, Zoloft or other Soma drugs that are popular these days.

Newspapers are dying because the information contained therein is more efficiently distributed by digital means.

Enter the coloring newspaper. You get the stories of the day, plus a box of crayons.

Yea, you can do a digital version of that as well but...

uhh... hmm.