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When your NRA club has a gathering, using a
traditional burr or
blade grinder to make the grounds for coffee
just won't do.
Instead, the guests will be impressed when you
pulverize the
beans by smashing them together at high
velocity. This Coffee
Smasher consists of two high powered
air rifles
aimed directly
at one another, and positioned such that the
pair of
simultaneously shot coffee beans collide inside
a clear
polycarbonate sphere. Pull the trigger quickly
to demonstrate
individual shots, or hold it longer to fire
bursts. Once
sufficient coffee powder has been produced,
open the sphere
and use the badger hair duster to brush it into
the coffee
maker.
(This idea is the hasty re-writing of a quickly
deleted Coffee
Bean Accelerator idea that turned out to have
been previously
thunk.)
Custard powder explosion
http://www.youtube....watch?v=EpGZG3N0hGI
Possible analog to coffee powder explosion [Whistlebritches, Sep 08 2011]
Coffee Bean Collider (Google Cache)
http://webcache.goo...hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=us
It was destroyed in a collision with prior art. [swimswim, Sep 08 2011]
Would they then combine into one?
Two_20Cups_20Of_20Coffee
[RayfordSteele, Sep 13 2011]
[link]
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Is this suitable for escargot hunting meets? |
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//This idea is the hasty re-writing of a quickly deleted Coffee Bean Accelerator idea that turned out to have been previously thunk// |
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Can we get a link to that? That sounds awesome. |
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+ How many shots would it take to make a pot? |
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A great use for the soon-to-be-retired Fermilab. |
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That this is not available in a single mug-shot is grounds for refusion. |
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Adjust the muzzle velocities so that the heat of impact flash roasts the produced particles. Careful adjustment would provide graduated degrees of roast. For entertainment purposes, very high velocities should produce ignition of the powder resulting in explosions that would appeal to the NRA crowd. <link> |
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I'm with [DIYMatt], where's the accelerator?! |
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For Leo and DIY, see the linked Google Cache record. |
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Coffee cannon.
Coffee mortar.
Coffee blunderbuss.
Coffee RPG. |
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Just heading the clones off at the pass. |
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Napalm-roasted coffee ? "Straight from the bush to your mug …" |
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//Napalm-roasted coffee// |
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Lieutenant Colonel Bill Kilgore: I love the smell of
coffee in the morning. Smells like... victory. |
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Bunsen, you forgot the two-cups smasher. As a matter of fact, Fermilab might solve our two-cups of the same coffee philosophical debate... |
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