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Cockroach removal service
A 24-hours service that will save clients (such as single ladies) the troble of getting rid of cockroaches that appeared in their apartments | |
Even in apartments that had been treated against cockroaches, these unwanted guests still appear. If you spray them, you a flailing body in your bathroom or wherever for a few hours, and you have to get rid of it somehow. Such an experience can ruin your whole evening, especially if you're a single lady
with sensitive nerves. My suggestion is to have a 24-hours service that will appear within 20 minutes, be given the location ("under the sink") and remove the nuisance from your life.
If possible - even this evening, before I have to do it myself.
Get a lizard
http://www.petalia....m?Story_No=371#ct-5
24x7 service. [DrCurry]
lovely little critters (((shudder)))
http://www.easyinse....co.uk/cockroaches/ [DrCurry, Jun 08 2002, last modified Oct 21 2004]
lovely little critters (((shudder)))
http://www.easyinsects.co.uk/cockroaches/
[po, Jun 08 2002, last modified Oct 04 2004]
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Something seems just well, right, about having this appear in the 'Health: Toothbrush' section. |
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(well, it used to be, anyways...) |
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so you dump the boyfriend, suddenly you get an infestation of beetles and gum disease - shame! you have totally ruined my evening gwen ;) |
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own up now, you are blissmiss - are you not? |
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We don't have Cockroaches in Britain. We have black cats that roam the moores. Roger moore in particular... |
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of course we have cockroaches! |
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Correction accepted, Steele... |
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And no I'm not, Po - just a lady with a problem on her hands. |
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po: Maybe YOU had cockroaches, but its way too cold in the misty misty 'summers' to keep them. Ooh, pets. |
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"911, What's your emergency?" |
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"There's this.... this creepy thing.... it's like a monster..... living underneath my sink..." |
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"Calm down, ma'am. Is there a newspaper handy?" |
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"Are you kidding? I can hardly stand bugs, do you think I'd want a lizard? Please send someone... it's got so many legs... EWWW! It's crawling towards me!!!" |
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"Okay, we'll send someone right over." |
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"Unit 47, we have a 712 in progress at 12345 Baker Street." |
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"This is Unit 47, responding." "Got another roach call, Bob. Get the lizard." |
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Cockroaches?
They are full of proteins. Yamyam. |
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Did someone call? Oh, my mistake... |
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(ps - any relation to the band half man half biscuit?) |
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re: no, not at all. my very own creation. |
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Good idea. Everyone try to croissant it. |
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What's called for here is a big block of cooking chocolate - call them chocolate crunches?? |
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