h a l f b a k e r yGuitar Hero: 4'33"
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Derivative of everything you care to link to. Insect racing. Laboratory mazes. Miniature golf.
A miniature race course incorporating a series of jumps, water hazards, toy railroad shrubbery, and garishly painted theme park "attractions." A pre-laid trail of dried library paste urges the cockroaches
over jumps, through tunnels, and past tiny motels with tacky neon signs. Each cockroach is differentiated from his brethren by a dot of colored paint.
Fire away. That's why it's here.
Hey! It's even baked. See link.
Cockroach Racing
http://www.kidzworld.com/site/p2383.htm Includes the 'Cockroach Steeplechase' therefore completely baked. [DrBob, Oct 04 2004, last modified Oct 05 2004]
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(fear of bugs causes snarfyguy to faint dead away) |
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It really, really scares me that this would have had a neutral score, were it not for my own fishbone. |
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[snarfy], fear not. These bugs were all baked before they even made it to their tiny racecourse. |
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I hope you're gonna put cockroach flippers on their backs, just in case. |
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You would have to be really careful not to trip. *stumble* *squish* "Oops! Ed, you're gonna have to learn not to leave your beer cooler there." |
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I tried that once, but my mom smashed my roach. |
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