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I was scared to read this. It appears I was right. |
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If you are ever feeling sexist, just remember, your mother was a woman. |
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It's just a small step, then, to build a mobile telephone into a real vibrator.
Finally you could say you are using a dictaphone. |
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But it does offer an obvoius comeback for those booty calls that just won't go away. "I'm horny, watcha going to do about it?" |
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"Stick your phone where the sun doesn't shine and I'll call you back in 5." |
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Ling, that is the funniest anno I have read in a very, very long time. |
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[blissmiss], when I see an anno like that, my sarcasm alarm rings quite loudly. |
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No, [Ling] - I thought it was pretty funny too. |
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\\[blissmiss], when I see an anno like that, my sarcasm alarm rings quite loudly.\\ Ah, but does it also vibrate? |
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"Dictaphone", no really ling, very funny to me, I mean it. |
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It's an old joke, which I borrowed, I must admit. |
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//to use suprisingly//.... I'm trying to imagine what this
new word "suprisingly" means in the context of
descending on a freshly hatched hen. - pesky pedant at
your service. |
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Giving the rise of H5N1, I ain't goin' near no poultry, with or without a mobile phone. |
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Odd you should say that [Murdoch]. A couple of weeks ago when trying to find a list of ideas that hadn't been annotated on, I came across an idea of this poster which had been fishboned to holy hell, and yet had no comments whatsoever - despite my suspicions that at the least, I for one, had commented on it. |
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Going down on a chick .. and Fishbones... very appropriate. |
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