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Clankies

 Prehistoric Furries
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A full-length garment with a scaled outer layer.

The scales can be any size, made of any material... polished aluminium suggested for the summer, carbon-fibre for the winter (with an insulative substrate of course), and for year-round wear and all'round class nothing beats an intricate pattern of hardwood veneers.

Fashioned mostly to resemble reptilians and the like - real, extinct or imaginary - the more advanced models' tails act as a counterbalance to an internal exoskeletal spine that serves to give the proper jaws-and-claws-forward raptor posture without the lower back fatigue it would normally visit on humans.

—FlyingToaster, Jan 03 2014

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       Matching gloves and toed-shoes also required.
—pocmloc, Jan 03 2014
   

       How does one go about drinking this garment?
—Alterother, Jan 03 2014
   

       Signalling the waitress with the appropriate roar, or tapping one's talons loudly on the table, should suffice.   

       [poc] I think most people could articulate 3-toed/taloned footwear quite well with a bit of practice.
—FlyingToaster, Jan 03 2014
   

       Yes and "lobster" mitts are already widely available and popular e.g. for bikers.
—pocmloc, Jan 04 2014
   


 

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