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Are you tired of having people climbing over you on their way back to their seats while at the cinema?
Come to SJ Box only cinema.
Only private boxes, designed to seat 2, 4, and 10 persons in air conditioned comfort, on the finest leather seating surfaces. Large boxes come complete with private attendant.
Just
like your own home theater with 40 foot screen,
(oh, tickets attract a premium price)
Cinema Suites
https://www.amcthea...ne-in/cinema-suites
a movie theatre-restaurant for grown-up guests Cinema Suites is a movie theatre-resturant for our adult guests, featuring extra-comfy recliners, an appetizing menu, a full cocktail bar and seat-side service at the push of a button. [senatorjam, May 18 2016]
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Added feature: prominent advertising of the benefits and luxury of Boxes so you can lord it over the Proles in the stalls. |
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//(oh, tickets attract a premium price)// |
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There's an understatement if I ever saw one. This
idea sounds so good it almost sounds like WIBNI. It
would be nice, but who could afford it? |
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MaxwellBuchanan, but then he has his own private cinema on the estate of one of his houses anyway. |
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Oh pshaw. If we want to see a film, we simply ring
up the actors and actresses and ask them to put it on
as a play. |
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That just won't do. Where's the privacy? Where's the adjustable lighting levels, the butler, and the <ahem>attractively dressed stewardess or steward? Where's the personal temperature control and the rest of the show? |
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I'll take the "Triple Snob Plush Plus", please, with a steak dinner. And a cigar. |
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