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Problem with poop is not that it's in the wrong place and we need to
get it to the right place through a long pipe, it's that it's not mixed
up enough with its environment, the individual poop molecules are
unproductive when they go to special poop schools and usually then
end up contributing
only to raising the crime rate, whereas if they
are mainstreamed so that individual poop molecules get to hang out
with other organic molecules of different backgrounds then the
result is lots of positive growth and a good economy. The problem
here is the concept of pipelines, so the church of no pipes.
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If not, one of you needs to be. |
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aka "Church of Constipation" |
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The congregation will now sing the hymns: |
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"Please release me, let me go." and "This little cesspool of mine, I'm gonna let it shine." |
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"Crying in the Chapel " ? |
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//it's not mixed up enough with its environment// - might I
suggest a fan? |
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