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As you're working in that in the zero point lab, you just happen to lean too far, and that one cheap Vietnamese spring-washer sproooings across the lab to hide down the back of a tool chest until the end of time...
You are then immobilised in a hunched over posture, in the manner of a someone with
slipped disc, and have to try and get over to the door, whilst going "Argh, argh...it's me (exoskeleton's) back, it's just gone.." to anyone listening..
At this point a trip to the chiropracter for exoskeletons in a minicab is called for...
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These guys could practice on insects, then work
their way through progressively larger crustaceans. |
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They'd probably end up feeling a little crabby ... |
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I thought fish puns were bad enough. Crustacean
puns are enough to make me want to krill myself. |
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You're in luck, I can't think of a single crustacean puns. |
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You've not been known to shrimp from such
witticisms in the past … |
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Yeah, give it a try. I'm certain you can claw up at least one or two. |
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Prador....nope it's just not working... |
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There's no point in snapping (shrimp) at me....no, still not working |
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Keep it up and he might succumb to pier pressure. |
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Would that constitute piling on? Do you think that might be what it takes to get him to come out of his shell? |
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You'll need some serious mussel to do that -
he'll probably just clam up. |
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"Life is like a box of shrimp. You never know what your gonna get." Forrest Gump owner Bubba-shrimp Company. |
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(Shrimp! Forrest. Your Gonna GET Shrimp!) |
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So do shrimp now come shrimp-wrapped? |
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