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Monkey or Chimpanzee
sits in a very comfortable "enclosure" (not a cage)
he gets to move around
and he has access to controls for the roller coaster.
Maybe these controls are actuators on the jumpsuit that he wears a form of motion type control system.
the monkey determines the
speed, ride
duration, forward or reverse, restraint locking and unlocking etc...
your ride could take 2 minutes or it could take an hour
monkey decides.
People would be discouraged from giving him sweet treats or snacks.
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The monkey should have a microphone in his cage, hooked up to the sound system. In case he wanted to scream or shriek at the riders for some reason. |
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Man, you can make a whole park out of this. My favorite is the sloth's lazy river. The gerbil farm fun house is pretty rad, too!+ |
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"well of course we are going to fling poo at them"
"if you have any spare poo, fling it now" |
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yes, yes. make it so. shriekophone gives double ++. what could go wrong? |
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If you had ever been to Blackpool Pleasure Beach (a misnomer if ever there was one), then you would mind these simians dressed in people suits running all the rides. |
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That is a very funny comment 8/9. |
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