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oh dear, would a seriously perverted person own up to their strangeness? |
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hee hee, I have been accused elsewhere of donning a duck suit. |
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//do you have to pay?// ...you risk a peck on the head with a heavy beak. |
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ckickens - forgot sarcastic comment as pc failed to perform. |
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But why, [xenzag]? Why does the chicken do it? [+] |
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I love this. In my world, this already happens. |
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[+] should definately become the new uniform for Lollipop People - just as high vis, more padding for reducing collision damage, more fun for children, and more philosophically correct |
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crossing Sesame Street wheres big bird ? |
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I'm going to give this a go. |
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I live near a road that leads to a farm. |
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But the chicken isn't actually crossing the road - like a Zenoesque torto-chicken, it only ever gets halfway across. Questioning its motives might result in a philosophical treatise on the irreducibility of time and distance.
As to its motives, being a Lollypop Chicken beats ending up as lollypop chicken (see link) |
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I would sooo love to cross the road at the chicken crossing... In a fox suit. |
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+ hehe and all the time telling *why did the chicken cross the road* jokes?? |
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