Change Additive in Municipal Water Supplies

Most major municipalities in North America, as well as many English speaking countries, commonly add Fluoride to the public water supplies to reduce tooth decay. In Continental Europe, not so much. It seems odd to me that these municipalities would concern themselves with just one aspect of human frailty, while disregarding all the rest. I propose discontinuing this practice immediately and instead use the injection mechanism for a different product beginning with the same four letters: Fluoxetine. The incidence of tooth decay may rise somewhat, but it will be a boon to the dental industry. Millions of people will experience a brighter outlook, if not a brighter smile. Some cities, particularly on the left coast of the US, may also wish to add nitrous oxide to their injection systems (if it isn't happening already). Later, other commercial enterprises may spring up, marketing products like Laffy Cola, using this public water source in their bottling plants.