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What could possibly go wrong?
Basically, modify the cork of a champagne bottle into a lawn dart, with the point sticking up and the stopper at the end.
When the champagne is opened, the release of the cork would be replaced with the release of a lawn dart, which could be turned into a festive game
of hitting a target (or more likely, a game of scatter and run).
For indoor fun, paint a target on the ceiling.
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Alas, letting the cork fly just encourages rapid pressure changes and champagne loss. The best way to open the bottle is extremely slowly with a very tight grip, so that only the smallest of hisses is heard. |
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But welcome to the 'bakery anyway. |
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//extremely slowly with a very tight grip// Oh, for champagne, you mean. Always the best method, yes. |
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The kind of people who'd do this probably aren't drinking champagne. |
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Welcome, have a drink. Here's blood in your eye. |
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[normzone]: And remember to turn the bottle, not the cork... |
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+ from me. I can handle the loss of some champagne or cheap cava. As long as the beer is intact, lets fly those corks! <pop!> |
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//The best way to open the bottle// |
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I thought the best way was with a cavalryman's sabre... |
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//I thought the best way was with a cavalryman's sabre// |
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I've seen that done and must admit I was impressed. |
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