Cetacean lebensraum

Personally, I've never trusted those whales, with their eyes set too far apart.

I've come to the conclusion that those pesky cetaceans are up to a little lebensraum project, ie more water, less land.

Presumably, by going under polar ice when (there aren't any subs about) and rubbing their fins together, they generate enough heat to melt the ice above.

In other areas they presumably use long sticks to unlock the methane clathrate on the sea bed in order to increase their territory at the expense of ours!!!

This cannot be allowed to continue. I suggest the best way is to grind down the mountains to start the deep trenches.