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Where should a girl carry her phone? Unlike mens clothes, girls clothes often have no pockets or nonfunctional pockets. A purse is fine but then you need it in you hand like an old granny. You can stuff the phone into your clothes in some ad hoc way, or leave it somewhere you think you can keep an
eye on it, or forget it.
The cellphone lanyard pulls out of a springloaded coil like a retractable dog leash. Wrap it around your body and hook the end into the top of the phone. Wear the phone around your waist or under one arm and across the opposite shoulder. Lock the lanyard and wear it as a necklace. Unhook and use or just pull it up from where ever it is and let it retract back.
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Use the phone clip as an extra-large belt buckle. |
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Get clothes with pocketses. |
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// girls clothes often have no pockets or nonfunctional pockets. // |
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There's your problem, right there ... |
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No, it isnt. Purses (handbags) are evil, and must be destroyed. |
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// Use the phone clip as an extra-large belt buckle.// |
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Oh look, a belt ... clip the phone to the belt ... durrrrr .... |
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Having nowhere to put a phone/keys/money/pen/swiss army knife/leatherman multitool/flash memory cards/spare phone battery/maglite is the penalty females pay for favouring form and appearance over function. Let 'em suffer. |
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[8th of 7], my sentiments exactly. Get some pocketses! |
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