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The benefits of fecal transplants continues to be supported by a growing body of research. Celebrities should sell capsules of their stool for transplanting by people with debilitating gastrointestinal issues, or just those who would like celebrity bacteria in their digestive system.
Whose would you
want? Gerard Depardieu? Joe Rogan? Charo?
Does it need to be fresh?
https://www.youtube...watch?v=6mhNvCC5aww
[2 fries shy of a happy meal, Oct 23 2021]
Charo's still alive!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charo
I don't know why that makes me so happy but it does. [doctorremulac3, Oct 24 2021]
[link]
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Imagine a Trump fecal transplant.....shudders. This is the stuff of complete nightmares - a fate worse than any death sentence, your insides contaminated with a hideous cocktail of the bacteria of greed, hatred, lies and idiocy at the extreme end of the spectrum in each category. It would make for a good horror movie. |
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Why [xenzag], I never imagined you felt this way! Please regale me further with your deep insights that definitely didn't come fourth hand from the lie-dripping lips of a television reporter or internet blogger. |
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Some bacteria is preserved by mummification. Ancient
bacteria. Bleh. |
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I'm so out of touch with reality. I've never heard of a fecal
transplant. EVER |
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//Imagine a Trump fecal transplant.// |
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This guy still gives your life meaning and purpose all these
months later? Well, guess you should be thankful. |
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//I'm so out of touch with reality. I've never heard of a
fecal transplant. EVER// |
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And the award for most unexpected idea on Halfbakery
ever, (envelope please) MrThingy, "A fecal transplant from
Charo!" (crowd goes nuts! |
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Is she still alive? "ALEXA..." |
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Could be a grey market in fakes |
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A global compliance working group formed by the EU/FDA/BSI
would solve the fakes problem, together with a network of
testing labs. |
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It could be called CPOOPS for 'Celebrity Poo Provenance
Standard' |
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//Please regale me further with your deep insights that
definitely didn't come fourth hand from the lie-dripping lips of
a television reporter or internet blogger.// |
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Easy. We watched and listened to what Trump himself
said....shudders. |
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Never heard of Charo. But she was a student of Segovia, wow! |
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As to fecal transplants - er, eeeugh. |
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It's just occurred to me that there must be "transplant
donors". What kind of person... I mean, who thinks their poo
is... oh it just doesn't bear thinking about. |
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I remember her act. She'd come out and do this bimbo routine
complete with shaking here breasts while saying "Coochie
coochie coochie" (no I'm not making that up, I'm not that
"creative") then later she'd blow everybody away by playing
this incredible flamenco guitar stuff. |
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And yes, fecal transplants. Eeeugh. |
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I mean "Beneficial Intestinal Bacteria Transplant" means
exactly the same thing, with less of an eeeugh factor. Given
what we're learning about how much difference a healthy gut
biome makes in quality of life, they're a very useful tool,
especially for people who have had theirs disrupted by heavy
courses of antibiotics or chemo or the like. |
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That being said, I don't feel brand name poop carries any
more benefit than brand name clothing. |
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"Easy. We watched and listened to what Trump himself said....shudders.
— AusCan531, Oct 26 2021" |
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It was too painful to do that for very long, so I tried reading the transcripts of the speeches. That hurt also, but I persevered. I attempted to finish a couple of the tell-all books, but they were SO depressing. |
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But yes, [Voice], we are capable of forming our own opinions. I also cross reference multiple news sources and compare contrasting opinions, something I was taught to do in school. |
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//useful tool// (sp: stool) |
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But yes, there's clearly a place for them. |
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Presumably some people have a "better" microbiome than
others, and you'll want your donors to be the very best. |
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That's really where my puzzlement begins: who in the world
thinks their poo is so good someone else should have it? |
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To be fair, not all celebrities are monsters of vanity and folly. But
some seem to be. |
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Ugh. Of course this site has also succumbed to mind-numbing
political division. |
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Here's some food for thought:
If you think Trump did nothing good during his presidency or if
you think Biden has done nothing good during his presidency
then your reasoning is ipso facto impaired by bias and your
opinion is absolutely worthless to any sapient discussion. |
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I'm going for "StarTurds." Or maybe "TurdStars." |
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Wow. Sell NFTs (Non Fungible Turds) so you wouldn't actually have to have it implanted, you'd just have the pride in knowing that a celeb turd is in your portfolio. |
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Sorry, there's a part of Trump that's _not_ fecal? |
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Listen [Ander]; you may be right, but please note [MikeD]'s
remark above. |
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